Stamp Malfunction
Author Unknown

The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it. The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.

After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:

  1. The stamp is in perfect order.
  2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.
  3. People are spitting on the wrong side.


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